Step to Jesus Fire and Your Gonna Get Burned....
Saturday, May 10....

Let us rewind, friends to 1980. Same day. Far different place.
After like a lot of hours of labor on the part of my Ma, I came forth. Since then I have more or less kicked a lot of ass.

If you have failed to wish me happy birthday yet, well I am giving another 24 hours of Amnesty. After that, then your name goes on The List. Get my drift.

This place is wiiiierd. I have seen some whacked out religous type things. I have ommited them so far, I need sometime to process em. Suffice to say it involves Coke, Mexican Voodoo, and a smile on my face that says "I have no idea what is going on...I am scared".

Tomorrow I plan on going to Guatemala. Because I want to, and I can.

spent my Bday relatively mellow like. Aside from the wierdness. I bought some extra kick ass bags. Oh and another hammock. That makes 3 in my life. I think I may have a problem.

Like in Conspiracy theory, when what´shisname has to buy Catcher in The Rye...I am like that but with Hammocks. How they are tracking me, I have no idea.

I am feeling good. Like really good. Like so good I keep singing American Woman, and kinda skipping when I walk. Those that are in the know may judge these may be indicative of Jesus Fire. And they would be correct.

So great is the illumination of my Love of All, that even the street dogs are following me. Like there are 2 outside this place, looking at me. Not the usual look I get either-The man, with some ketchup you would be delicious look-but rather a kinship on earth, brought forth from the same Lord. That or it could be that I am without glasses right now. Whatever.

The nice lady at the nice place I stay asked me some nice questions today. She was trying to translate some stuff. I really wanted to be helpfull, but I got the feeling I was making it up as I went. She wanted to translate all these words for like a party. Example below:

Lady: Como se dice "festival" (this all in Spanish
Me: Festival..it is the SAME WORD IN SPANISH]
Lady: Applause?
Me: Applause...SAME WORD IN ENGLISH AS IT IS SPANISH
Lady: Is English your 1st language?

Not too productive. But I tried. What more can be asked of me, Kyle?

I am off, I have decided to make some friends. Then get them to buy me Bday dinner and beers. Such is the power of the Fire tonight.

6:13-I get my "Be My Friend Face On"